Single female, late 20’s, seeks single man in early 30’s for good times, bad times, and all-time. Must be smart, attractive, with tremendous sense of humor and wit. Must want family and have strong family values. Must love sex. Money a plus, but not required. Inquire within for further information. Only serious applicants need apply.
Seriously, though. I’m walking the line between a total cliché and an archetype. What’s the difference, you ask? No one rolls their eyes at an archetype.
**All names that appear in this blog have been changed to protect the ‘innocent’ (or not so innocent as the case may be)**